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Nibble Earth

by Steven Lefcourt

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

I am Doughlactus, Devourer Of Cookie Worlds.

Lose weight fast by not committing genocide. 

If you’re like me, you’ll just keep eating baked goods until they’re gone, leaving nothing but a few crumbs and a sea of regret. That’s why I invented this revolutionary diet: Every time you see a cookie, imagine it holds an entire civilization, and you will wipe it out entirely if you eat it. You’ll only end up eating a couple cookies before guilt overwhelms you!

Take this snickerdoodle. Imagine all these little crevices are really fertile valleys, filled with industrious little farmers. They extract the cinnamon to build their tiny little houses, see? Now...oh man...this smells amazing. MMF OM OM OM MFFMOM SMACK SMACK MMMMMM.

Oh, the humanity! All those lives lost in a single bite! What a monster am I, that my appetite should overwhelm my most fundamental sense of empathy? What evil have I wrought simply because of the...buttery...delicious...sweet...OM OM OMOM *CRIES* OM OM OM I'm so sorry! MMMFF OM OM.

Wear this shirt: To your cookiography class.

Don't wear this shirt: Near any blue monsters, or they'll rip out your heart.

This shirt tells the world: "I've circumsnackivated."

We call this color: 'Cookies and creme' is the obvious name so that's what we're going with.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 7.113s
First Sucker:
dsaiz11
Last Wooter to Woot:
Anoeck

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Nibble Earth by Steven Lefcourt
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