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Nightmare Warrior

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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Doodie Just Got Real

3rd place in Derby #134: Double-Take Derby Eight, with 589 votes!

I’m tired of being afriad to close my eyes! I’m tired of waking up with my sheets soaking wet! I’m tired of not being able to dream about robots and superpowers and candy and stuff! But most of all, I’m tired of YOU!

That’s right, Mr. Fright-Fright. Tonight, I’m bringing you down. You won’t have little Kyle Hatfield to scare and torment anymore. So snarl and growl all you want! Let’s see how scary you are after taking a blast from my plunger gun right to your nasty face, poop-head! Ka-POW!

Uh, oh. That, uh… that didn’t seem to do what I thought it would do. Good thing Mom bought me that rubber underwear.

Wear this shirt: while you sleep. Maybe the Night Terrors will think twice.

Don’t wear this shirt: in the closet or under the bed.

This shirt tells the world: “Just keep telling yourself, it’s only a dream.”

We call this color: Creature Combat Cranberry

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 20.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Nightmare Warrior by patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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