Not A Morning Person

by littleclyde

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Silver

Style Tee

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Up All Night

We're worried about you, Owl.

I hope you guys like salsa con queso, because check out what Owlman brough- what's up guys? Why are you all looking so grim? I thought we were going to watch the NFL Draft...

"Owl, please sit down."

"We're here to help."

Help? What the heck is going on here? Is this…?

"That's right, it's an intervention."

"The NFL draft was a few days ago, Owl."

"But you missed it. Just like you miss everything."

What are you talking about?

"This crazy life you lead, Owl! Up all night! Sleep all day! It needs to stop!"

"We thought it was a phase! We thought you'd grow out of it! But we were wrong!"

"When's the last time you woke up earlier than sundown, Owl? Answer us that, huh? When's the last time you gave enough of a crap about anything to even get out of bed while the sun was shining, huh?"

You guys, I'm nocturnal.

"What does that even mean, Owl??"

It means I function primarily at night. That's basic owl stuff. I couldn't change my routine even if I wanted to.

"Well, if that's how you feel, fine! When you're ready to take some responsibility for yourself and your way of life, you call us, okay?"

What? We're not watching the draft? Like, no one DVRed it or anything?

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

96% bought 1
3% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 2m 34.664s

First Sucker:: DrakeInSilver

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 2m 34.664s

First Sucker:: DrakeInSilver

Last Wooter to Woot:: mgjoker

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
96% second woot
4% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

8% joined today
1% one week old
2% one month old
12% one year old
78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

96% bought 1
3% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
5%	5%	4%	1%	2%	2%	4%	5%	6%	7%	6%	5%	5%	5%	4%	4%	3%	3%	3%	4%	4%	4%	3%	4%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
4%	12%	66%	6%	5%	3%	3%

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