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Lemon
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Tee
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Pjanoo

3rd place in Derby #88: Music, with 1004 votes!

When Chopin died, they cut out his heart and put it in a jar of brandy. This was probably because Chopin was a vampire, or maybe it was because he really liked brandy. You can’t really blame him either way, as brandy is delicious and being a vampire is a lot of fun. Whoa, sorry, probably shared too much there.

The next time you listen to a beautiful piece of piano playing, and it feels like there are butterflies over your heart, think about the magically animated corpse of Chopin that would even now be feeding on spectators in the concert halls of the world without the quick thinking of a certain doctor and a certain bartender. And that mental image should help to keep you awake for a bit longer. No one wants you snoring at the recital, you uncouth savage. And put on a tie.

Wear this shirt: when you’re in the kitchen, preparing food.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you didn’t get that last joke. Just think a little. C’mon, it’s not that hard. What do you do when you prepare food?

This shirt tells the world: “I’m quite the cut up!” That’s a hint. Do you get it yet? No, don’t give up, it’s easy, c’mon. Think about preparing food.

We call this color: Yeah, yeah, we call it Lemon, now keep guessing. How can you not have guessed this? When you’re preparing food you’re… choppin’! Yeah, see? It’s obviou- what do you mean, “not even slightly funny”?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 7.000s
First Sucker:
pianolin717
Last Wooter to Woot:
yannickve

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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