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Now That's Just Overpriced

by shmeedles

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 4 - Apr 6
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 1 - Apr 3
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Apr 9 - Apr 11
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First Place in Derby #17, with 460 votes!

They charged you how much? For a cup of coffee? Let me see that. Whoa, and the cup is freezing cold to boot. Boy, did you get taken for a—OK, well here’s your problem, right here. You’ve got whipped cream in here. And ice! I mean actual ice cubes! What are these, sprinkles or something? It smells kind of… cinnamony. There’s, like… what, fudge or something at the bottom? If you ordered coffee, you should take this right back; they gave you a sundae that someone spilled coffee into.

This shirt was designed by: shirt.wooter shmeedles—a congenital tightwad, sure, but our congenital tightwad.

Wear this shirt: to the senior center, or the barber shop, or wherever you cranky cheapskates hang out.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a certain ubiquitous coffee chain. Unless you’re just going to get an Odwalla juice; those are sooo good, and worth it.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ve not yet succumbed to Starbucks Fatigue Fatigue.”

We call this color: With A Daily Five-Dollar Drink Fix It’s Your Own Dumb-Asphalt You’re Broke

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 56.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 53% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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Now That's Just Overpriced by shmeedles
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.