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Oh Well

by Paul Hornschemeier

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Shrugs, Not Drugs

Let's hear it for numb, passive acceptance! Schubert believes in nothing and cares about nothing, including whether his pet Anaximenes is a cat or a dog. Together, their can't-do spirit gets them into all sorts of scraps and scrapes, to which Schubert shrugs indifferently. Yet, we wonder: would his apathy extend to the barber's chair? Bro's sporting a pretty razor-sharp coif, for a nihilist.

This shirt was designed by: Chicago-via-Cincinnati cartoonsmith Paul Hornschemeier draws Forlorn Funnies and reports News and Headlice. His creations Schubert and Anaximenes will soon appear in book form, if they can be bothered.

Wear this shirt: to manage the expectations of potential mates.

Don't wear this shirt: to tour a concentration camp, Indian massacre site, or other historical tragedy tourist attraction.

This shirt tells the world: "When life gives you lemons, take a nap."

We call this color: In The Navy, Out Of The Navy, What's The Difference?

 

 

 

 

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 16.000s
First Sucker:
nickzoola
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 22% first woot
  • 12% second woot
  • 44% < 10 woots
  • 16% < 25 woots
  • 7% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 10% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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