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Oil Kings

by barthesis

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 27 - Aug 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 26
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Nothing Can Stop Me Now I Just Don’t Care

Man, it’s all propaganda, man. Big Pig, goes all the way back to the war. You think Arable was evil? He was the small farmer, man, just trying to make a living. Just like that spider, man, doin’ a nice thing for somebody. And who took advantage? The pig, man. Big Pig strikes again.

Six weeks later what do we get? Everybody’s dead, man. The farm is just a publicity machine, nobody has time to plant crops, the spider’s dead and all those hungry babies have decimated the local mosquito population for years to come. But that pig, man, that pig is gonna go on television!

That’s what they do, man. They profit off the work of others. They sit there and make decisions about who they have to let go and who they have to bring in and it’s all about them. And then when it goes bad they get a bailout. I say bring the whole thing down, man. I say we should be more like that swan who played the horn. A little watercress each day is sustainable, man. It’s sustainable.

This shirt was designed by: barthesis, who is either making a statement that Roland Barthes exists or got his Masters’ in mixology. Either way, great job!

Wear this shirt: to get a sausage biscuit at your local Pump-N-Pay!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re visiting a Muslim. There’s really a lot going on here that could be taken the wrong way if someone was so inclined.

This shirt tells the world: “Look, after Alaska opens up, we won’t NEED anything else! Honest!”

We call this color: Aby-bay Lue-bay

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 14.000s
First Sucker:
mist83
Last Wooter to Woot:
MikesMom

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Oil Kings by barthesis
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.