Barb, The Boys Are Ruining Thanksgiving Again
Editor’s pick from Derby #68: Double-Take Derby 3
Just
because you’ve got a good position doesn’t mean you’re at the top. And
even when you are, it doesn’t mean you’ll keep it forever. A big shot
in the waters of Florida won’t mean a thing in the thunderstorms of
Texas, and just because you get all the way up to Mt. Olympus doesn’t
mean you can get away with acting like a shower of gold with some
intern.
The gods are most interesting when they fall. That’s
why we keep telling the stories. In a few thousand years, futurenerds
will be dressing as George and Karl to live action roleplay their fall
from grace. Who ever talks about Eisenhower and Truman, the two men who
were in charge during the “Golden Age” of our nation? Politics is like
the Internet: it’s all about drama and porn. And doesn’t that sum up
almost every major pantheon pretty nicely?
This shirt was designed by: Zenne. First there is a credit, then there is no credit, then there is. Now go wax my car.
Wear this shirt: when you’ve had just about enough crap from your stupid older brother, thanks very much.
Don’t wear this shirt:
if you’re the quiet brother that everyone forgets about, even though
you’ve got connections with everyone that’s ever lived. Literally,
everyone that’s ever lived. You could introduce Hitler to Gandhi but
would that get you some goth chick? No, these days they’re off reading
Neil Gaiman and wearing ankhs. Rhea was right, you should have been an
accountant.
This shirt tells the world: something about Ovaltine and goats, unless they’ve changed the filter again.
We call this color: Welcome Black To The Fold, Little Forgotten Shirt
Back to top
