Tyger! Tyger! looking hot on / This t-shirt of asphalt cotton, / What skillful master of design / Rendered you with just one line?
1st Place in Derby #74: One Continuous Line, with 706 Votes!
try, leopard. We appreciate the effort, jaguar. You’ve done some good
work, lion. But let’s face it: of the Big Four wild cats, can’t nobody
touch the tiger. It’s the biggest. It’s the most visually unusual. And
it can kick it anywhere from Siberia to Sri Lanka. So, naturally, it’s
the big cat that humans have had the most success killing. Memo to the
Creator, if you exist: next time, put the tigers in charge.
This shirt was designed by: the two-headed Derby beast of ramyb and sekiyoku, who have been individually dominating the last couple of derbies. Check out their other available shirts here, here and here.
Wear this shirt: to show your affinity for these majestic, unappreciated wonders of life on Earth. Yes, we’re talking about ramyb and sekiyoku.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you attend Auburn, or Mizzou, or Grambling, or Clemson, or Texas Southern, or Memphis, or LSU. This noble animal won’t play your mascot.
This shirt tells the world: “I’m fiercer than Sasha.”
We call this color: Panthera asphaltis.
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