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On The Road Again

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
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Non-Essential Evidence

1st place in Derby #159: Road Trip, with 955 votes!

“Stevens! Just what do you think you’re doing? We’re in the middle of a murder investigation!”

“Sarge! I was just, uh, well, um…”

“Stevens, do I have to remind you that we’ve got nine murdered teenagers all over this campground? Exactly what do you think the press is going to say when it finds out one of my officers is removing the shirt from one of the corpses?”

“Well, yeah, I guess it does look a little weird…”

“A little weird? A LITTLE WEIRD?”

“I didn’t mean anything by it! Honest! It’s just a neat shirt is all. I mean, just look at that little guy in his little car. He doesn’t care that some serial killer keeps popping up at this camp all the time. This cute little dude is seeing the world! My wife would go nuts for this thing! Look, it’s not ripped or cut up by a machete or ANYTHING. And I’m sure the blood would come out eventually.”

“So, wait, you weren’t preparing to take ‘liberties’ with the body, then?”

“UGH! No, sir, Sarge!”

“Oh, well, that’s different, isn’t it? Hey, you think that kid’s about a 36 in the waist? I kind of like that belt.”

Wear this shirt: when you feel like you’re moving, but you’re not really going anywhere.

Don’t wear this shirt: if, despite all your rage, you are still just a rat in a cage. The rodent on the shirt is clearly a hamster, after all.

This shirt tells the world: “A stay-cation is still a vacation.”

We call this color: Around The World In Navy Days

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 53.000s
First Sucker:
amperianlime
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter695859798

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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On The Road Again by patrickspens
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