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by Annette Lauder

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 02 - Jun 04
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 01
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Maybe They’d Rather Hang Out With Wasabi

“38, 39, 100! Ready or not, here I come!”

“Okay, let’s see, let’s see, AHA! Oh, darn, that’s not a California roll, that’s just a balled up napkin. Oh, I’m not good at hide and seek. Why do I have to be it anyway? I never get to hide. I bet if I ever got to hide, I’d be the best. I’d get right between the ketchup bottle and pepper and pretend to be A-1 Sauce. Everyone would just pass me by and… GOTCHA! Oh, that’s not a salmon roll, it’s just an eraser with some rice stuck on it. I HATE this game!

Wait… wait! I SEE YOU, SPIDER ROLL, I SEE YOU! AND YOU, PHILADELPHIA ROLL! AND THE REST OF YOU, I SEE YOU ALL TOO! WAIT! WAIT! SLOW DOWN, I DON’T WANT TO BE IT AGAIN! I DON’T WANT… I WANT TO HIDE THIS TIME! HUFF PUFF HUFF PUFF I’LL GET YOU! I’LL SHOW YOU! STOP LAUGHING! HUFF PUFF HUFF PUFF WHEN I TAG YOU GUYS, YOU’LL SEE HOW GOOD I AM AT HIDING! HUFF PUFF HUFF PUFF SLOW DOWN C’MON! I’LL GET YOU! HERE I COME! I’LL GET YOU!

Wear this shirt: as part of your Sir Walter Raw Lee costume.

Don’t wear this shirt: after tanning.

This shirt tells the world: “When properly prepared, I have almost no chance of being infested with parasites or diseases!”

We call this color: I Ain’t Gronna Eat Raw Fish It Grives Me Grass

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 32.000s
First Sucker:
slhosking
Last Wooter to Woot:
slk623

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 51% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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