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Our Cell

by Tobe Fonseca

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 25 - Jul 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 25
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Reticulous

I'd like to complain about my current cell provider.

Is it turtles all the way down?

Hindu cosmology posited that our universe sits on the back of an elephant.

Norse mythology suggests that a big ugly sea snake called Jörmungand is clutching onto our planet with its tail, and when the creature gets bored and releases this big blue marble, we’re all gonna die.

Arthur C. Clarke posited that humans are the result of space sewage.

Our Uncle Barnabry says the solar system is an alien breakfast buffet.

There are countless competing theories aiming to explain our place in the big picture, but we’re pretty sure this design’s close to the truth. See, we're not precariously balanced on the back of anything. Nothing’s holding us up. We didn’t come about just because aliens made a poo. And Uncle Barnabry spends a lot of time with refrigerant, so he’s not really a credible source.

Instead, what’s more likely is this: Our universe is only one tiny cell inside a larger being. It’s gotta be an unpredictable beast, this thing that contains our universe. And it’s probably destructive. But it’s efficient, too, when it wants to be. So that settles it, then: Our universe is a cell inside the belly of a domestic house cat.

Look for our paper in your favorite peer-reviewed journals soon.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 42.227s
First Sucker:
caltechgirl
Last Wooter to Woot:
branta31

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 98% second woot
  • 2% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Our Cell by Tobe Fonseca
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.