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Our Grass is Always Greener

by jessisima

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

The Farther Side

We're not gonna lie to you -- the Other Side is pretty freakin' sweet

They say the grass is always greener on the other side, but who cares about grass? What has grass ever done for you, and who cares if it's green? These are the really amazing features of the Other Side: 

  • The bass drop is always filthier 
  • The ranch-flavored tortilla chips are always zestier
  • The median income is always higher
  • The Shirt.Woot designs are always funnier
  • The action sequences are always edge-of-your-seatier 
  • The shirtless men are always beefcakier 
  • The superlatives are always better
  • The hedgehogs are always cuter
  • The heaping helpings are always healthier 
  • The sax solos are always groovier

But you have to balance that against the fact that, on the Other Side: 

  • The grass is always pointier
  • The noodles are always soggier
  • The step-mom is always peppier 

And it's all the way over there.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 26.228s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Our Grass is Always Greener by jessisima
$19.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.