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Paint Can Man

by Dan Rule

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 27 - Jul 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 26
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Gentrifiwhat?

When you go down to the woods today
You’re in for a big surprise
Because they sold off most of the woods last week
And they put in a high rise
The flooring guys came down Tuesday morn
And yesterday they hung all the doors
Today’s the day they come in and do all the painting
The teddy bears had been there for years
But they didn’t have a deed
The little old lady who once owned the woods
Her son sold them out of greed
And now he lives in Chesapeake Bay
And all the bears have no where to play
Today’s the day the condos are going to be painted

Moving day for teddy bears
Only their anguished stares
Won’t help them get back their holiday
Good times at the picnic land
Never come back again
A court order just came down today
There might be a stadium
For that team which never wins
But threatened to move away
And at six o’clock the security people
Will march them all away
Because there’s no place here for teddy bears.

The rooms are nice and quite reasonable
As long as you’re middle class
But bears are quite unemployable
With no thumbs you can’t handle tasks
They’re sad and bored and just sit all day
Gosh, this could never raise the crime rate
But hey, who cares, that high rise is now being painted

This shirt was designed by: Dan Rule, BFA, MFA, and currently renewing his AAA membership. Dan was born in Belleville, Illinois where he grew up among the L’s. He exhibits in the U.S., Canada, Japan and the UK and designs shirts for Threadless, Stagr, UNIQLO of Japan and Design By Humans.

Wear this shirt: to remind yourself that when you paint, you have to start at the middle of the shirt and work out. If you don’t, you’ll be trapped.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you feel ashamed when people stare at your can.

This shirt tells the world: “This is how I roll.”

We call this color: Nobody Puts Baby Blue In A Corner

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Paint Can Man by Dan Rule
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