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Patriot Wings

by jamescho84

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 29 - Oct 01
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Bald But Unbowed

Second Place in Derby #25 (Citizenship), with 447 votes!

Sometimes you have to lose something to be reminded of how important it was in the first place. “May you live in interesting times” doesn’t seem like a curse until those times are all around you. Sure, South Carolina is like the cousin who hit you with mashed potatoes every Thanksgiving, and you’ve never quite trusted Ohio, and okay, you lost all that money on Arizona this year, but really, so many people gave so much to try and create a great place to live. Symbols are pretty, but they’re meaningless without people to define them.

This shirt was designed by: jamescho84, placing the torch of our future above the symbol of our tragedies. Maybe it was just because it looked nice, or maybe he means to show that America has always been about finding the future, not reliving the past. We’ll let you find your own interpretation. It’s a free country.

Wear this shirt: instead of something that looks like a flag. Flags should be flying in the air, not hanging in your closet.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a Confederate Re-Enactors’ Society meeting. They’ll do you like they did Captain America.

This shirt tells the world: “Turns out patriotic graphics don’t have to be hideously gaudy.”

We call this color: Asphalt of the Earth.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
theicedog
Last Wooter to Woot:
painterbaker

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 46% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Patriot Wings by jamescho84
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