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Placebo Party

by tjost

$19.00 + free shipping
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 19 - Oct 21
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Yeah, sure, this should help.

2nd place in Derby #139: Madness, with 856 votes!

I’m going to go ahead and prescribe you something for your depression, Mary. Take one of these Imipramine with food each morning and one again without food before bed, okay? It’ll take a few weeks for the drug to cycle through your system but you should see an improvement in your mood shortly thereafter.

Now, this stuff has been known to cause restlessness, so I’m going to prescribe clonazepam for you to take each night to help you fall asleep. Just take it right after you take the anti-depressant, okay? You should be good to go with that, then.

Oh, unless the clonazepam gives you headaches. That can happen sometimes. As a precaution, I’m going to put you on some Hydrocodone. Only take these on a full stomach and when your headache is severe, okay?

Shoot. You know what? Hydrocodone can really make patients nauseated. Hmm? No, it’s nauseated. Yeah, I know, everyone says nauseous, and everyone’s wrong; trust me. Anyway, I’m going to put you on Reglan. You should take it about 15 minutes BEFORE you take the Hydros, okay?

Now that I think of it, that Reglan can really make you drowsy. I’m going to get you on some Modafinil right away. But now you should be all better, and that’s all it took! Western medicine is amazing!

Wear this shirt: To your therapy session. It’ll help start some conversation.

Don’t wear this shirt: When you’re picking up your secobarbital. That lady at Walgreen’s doesn’t have a sense of humor about these sorts of things.

This shirt tells the world: “I really need one of those daily pill organizer thingies.”

We call this color: Group Therapy Grass

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Placebo Party by tjost
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.