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Playful Foxes

by derpythings

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 21 - Sep 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 20
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Two Fuzzy, Three Fuzzy, Four Fuzzy Foxes

This poem teaches children to count… ON VENGEANCE

Four fuzzy foxes, playing frisky games
Reynard, Vixen, Bun-Bun and James
See, ‘cause for foxes, those are common names
Reynard, Vixen, Bun-Bun and James

Four funny foxes, happily at play
A shot rings out; three foxes run away
Foxes shouldn’t frolic where the farmer’s rifle aims
One fox learns too late, poor James!

Three furry fox kits frolic in the sun
Reynard, Vixen, and Bun-Bun
Bun-Bun’s ill from something that she ate
Death by sodium fluoroacetate!

Two happy fox pups hear an awful snap
Vixen’s forepaw’s fast in a trap!
Steel jaws clamp down, shattering the bone
Reynard scampers off alone

One single fox romps unaccompanied
Thinkin’ with the cunning that is common to his breed
Foxily he schemes as he scampers and he leaps:
I’LL KILL THE FARMER EVEN AS HE SLEEPS

Wear this shirt: to look foxy

Don’t wear this shirt: around furries. In fact, no matter what you’re wearing, try not to be around furries at all, if you can help it.

This shirt tells the world: “ANYONE WANT TO GET SOME TAIL LOL

We call this color: Too Bad They Are Red Foxes, Or We Could Call It “Grays in the Grass”

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 45.000s
First Sucker:
TaQa
Last Wooter to Woot:
jecasaurus

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Playful Foxes by derpythings
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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