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Plump Horse

by Paul Hornschemeier

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 20 - Jun 22
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 20
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

See Biscuit, Eat Biscuit

The problem of horse obesity has raised the concern of literally zero Americans. Fact is, we’ve never seen an overweight horse (except maybe for those My Little Ponies, who could stand to hit the Stairmaster). And until they learn to do things like eat White Castle, play Xbox, and sit at a desk for 40 hours a week, we don’t imagine we will. So eat up, Equine-Americans! You’ll work it off in the paddock!

This shirt was designed by: Paul Hornschemeier, Chicago-based creator of Forlorn Funnies, News and Headlice, and the underappreciated Oh Well t-shirt, which you’re all going to wish you’d bought someday, you ingrates.

Wear this shirt: to help your horse with her body-image issues.

Don’t wear this shirt: to an Oakland Raiders game.

This shirt tells the world: “The heavier the wallop, the sweeter the gallop.”

We call this color: A Horse of a Different Cranberry.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 37% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Plump Horse by Paul Hornschemeier
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.