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Pocket Protector

by jewelwing

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 23 - Feb 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

All He Asks Is That You Respect His Space

3rd place in Derby #173 Build Your Own Robot, with 689 votes!

Sure, he looks nice enough. And he is, as long as you’re doing what you’re supposed to be doing. A friendly wave, a nice pat on the shoulder, a playful punch in the gut, hey, it’s all cool. We gotta get along in this world. But the second you go for the pocket? Your fingers are gone.

See, it’s all about duty with this fella. And he’s going to do his duty. He’s got one job, and one job only. If you don’t get in his way, you do whatever you want. Hey, he’s a nice guy! Meet him in a bar, he’d buy you a drink! But if you start thinking about the pocket, he’s going to take you down.

It’s nothing personal. Just business.

Wear this shirt: when you feel lonely or unsafe.

Don’t wear this shirt: if it isn’t yours. That little guy doesn’t change his loyalties just because you stole the shirt. He’s not a genie, he’s a soldier.

This shirt tells the world: “If you need a pen, maybe you’d better go to the store.”

We call this color: Code Cranberry, Code Cranberry, Secure The Perimeter

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 12.000s
First Sucker:
towerspace
Last Wooter to Woot:
technomage333

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Pocket Protector by jewelwing
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.