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Pocketless Universe

by odysseyroc

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 21 - Jul 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 20
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Shirty Inter Dimensional Rip Across Time

2nd place in Derby #198: Shirt Title Reinterpreted, with 702 votes!

So we’ve all been hungry. Normally, we just grab a bite and move on, or endure until we have the time to eat. But there’s hungry and then there’s hungry. Like the feeling when you wake up the day your stomach flu has gone away, and it really hits you that you could and must eat everything you can see. Or that feeling on the first weekend of your new diet, after being soooo good and sticking to nothing but lettuce and cottage cheese all week, only to see your favorite cake shop is having a sale.

Sure, hunger is a state of mind, but doesn’t quantum physics imply the same thing about what’s all around us? Are we not starstuff, are we not both matter and energy, the very substance that is the vacuum from which we all originally came? Also, before we get too deep into this, do we want to call for some pizzas? ‘Cause I could MESS UP some pizzas right now.

Wear this shirt: if you’re Galactus. But you may want to send your herald to talk to us in person first. We’ll have to charge a teeeeeny bit more since you’re a 200XL.

Don’t wear this shirt: around David Bowman. It’d sorta be a spoiler for what’s coming at the end.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m probably just next on the list to be Captain Universe.”

We call this color: I’m Going To Win The Royal Blueberry Pie Eating Contest For Sure This Year

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 37.000s
First Sucker:
gricomet
Last Wooter to Woot:
vtassault

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Pocketless Universe by odysseyroc
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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