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Polite Pete

by Corey Everett

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

You’re Talking Out Your Tailpipe

All-new for 2008, it’s Polite Pete™, the adorable microcar that’s small in size but big on manners! Other cars spew noxious gas all day long without a second thought. Not Polite Pete! His patented PowerCourtesy™ technology offers an appropriate apology for any embarrassing emission, admission, or omission! From harmless fender-benders to multiple-fatality drunk-driving pileups, Polite Pete will help smooth over hurt feelings, and just maybe keep you out of the courtroom. Optional Spanish, Chinese (Mandarin or Cantonese), Tagalog, and Vietnamese ApologyPacks™ are available to keep up with these changing times. Goodbye, road rage – hello, road courtesy! Driving Polite Pete means never having to say you’re sorry!

This shirt was designed by: Corey Everett, a Philadelphia artist, designer, husband, and father who enjoys talking to his car.

Wear this shirt: to the electric chair. The governor probably won’t respond, but at least you’ll die hilarious.

Don’t wear this shirt: as a substitute for apologizing for your own “exhaust fumes.”

This shirt tells the world: “My ideal car combines advanced, future-forward engineering with old-fashioned common courtesy.”

We call this color: It’s Easier To Ask For Forgiveness Than Cream.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 10% one month old
  • 46% one year old
  • 30% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Polite Pete by Corey Everett
$19.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.