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Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a baby seacow coming up onto the ice and this seacow that was coming up onto the ice met a baby gentoo
His father told him that story; his father had vibrissae.
He ate baby gentoo. The seacow came up onto the ice where that penguin lived; he squashed him flat.
O, Rose, marry us
On that poor penguin’s face
He sang that song. That was his song.
When your belly touches ice first it is warm and then it is cold. His mothers were Polly, Ester. His blubber felt like gel.
His father had tusks and howled. He taught the song that brought Mother to the water. He sang too:
Uncle Charles and Dante clapped, but father chased them away because he was a bull walrus. No man could come too close to Mother.
-What is your name?
Stephen had answered: Stephen Dedwalrus.
Wear this shirt: Bloomsday. You’ll have to explain it but when did that stop a real Joycean?
Don’t wear this shirt: while swimming near orcas. It’s one of the few walrus predators and since they also eat people, you’ve be like one of those soft-wrap tacos in this shirt.
This shirt tells the world: “Husstenhasstencaffincoffintussemt
ac is actually a pretty good walrus noise, when you get right down to it.”
We call this color: Brown is this color’s name/Woot is its location/Texas its current dwellingplace/Your house its expectation.
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