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Procrastination University

by fishbiscuit5

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
New
Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 25 - Feb 27
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Oh Crap

1st place in Derby #272: College Shirts, with 672 votes!

Oh man, we were supposed to do this writeup like a week ago. It's going live in a couple minutes and we haven't written anything. How did this happen? Probably the way it happened for the last 100 Shirt.Woot writeups: By adroitly putting it off.

OK, OK, let's think for a second. We can cook something up real quick. Ummmm…what's been in the news lately? How about that Vice Presidential debate last night, huh? In our opinion, [your favorite candidate] showed real poise last night. And how about that baseball game? Can you believe the Tigers-A's series turned out like that?

What else, what else. Looks like things are heating up between Turkey and Russia. Watch out! Looks like Russia has been supplying Syrian with munitions, which Turkey apparently isn't happy about, because…that's bad. All right, we'll admit that we didn't really do our research on this one. We've been planning to get up to date on the complex diplomatic situation in Asia Minor but we keep kicking that can down the road…

Wear this shirt: until it gets too dirty to wear. Then wear it a few more times until you finally do laundry.

Don't wear this shirt: at the last second.

This shirt tells the world: "I'm going to pay off my student loans…eventually."

We call this color: Cranberry looks a lot like crimson, and crimson means smart.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 28.775s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
yilioshop

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Top Comments

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Procrastination University by fishbiscuit5
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