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Quite Good

by kaseyfleming

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Phil? Phil, they’re back again.

Editors’ choice in Derby #152: De-evolution

Can’t you do something about it? I’m trying to fish for termites over here and these tall, bald freaks keep hooting and pressing their young up against the glass. Well it’s unsettling, is all.

I don’t hold it against them; after all, they’re just animals. Sure, they’re master builders with incredibly organized social hierarchies, but they don’t have that gleam in their eyes. They don’t have that spark of intelligence, that certain “Je ne sais quoi” that makes us chimp, you know?

Look at them. Wrapped up in synthetic fibers to cover their shame, dribbling ice cream on themselves, and each one assuring someone next to him that he has some insight into us. Did you hear that? The one with the socks pulled up to his knees just said we’re monkeys! MONKEYS, Phillip!

That’s it. I’m going to throw some poop at them.

Wear this shirt: To the zoo so you can show those damn dirty apes you’re on to them.

Don’t wear this shirt: A single DAY after the Anthropocene epoch. That’s so trashy!

This shirt tells the world: “Yes, I’m the sort of person who’s amused by monkeys with silly hats. But in this case it also happens to be social commentary.”

We call this color: Heathero graypiens

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 10.000s
First Sucker:
SkaPunkPezzy
Last Wooter to Woot:
tingzilla

Purchaser Experience

  • 13% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 33% < 10 woots
  • 26% < 25 woots
  • 22% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quite Good by kaseyfleming
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.