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Raising Awareness

by kevlar51

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 14 - Jul 15
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 12
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Career/Shirt Choices

Do you choose to be: a carpenter from Ohio with a hoodie, or a banker from Boston with a t-shirt?

If you choose to be a hoodie carpenter, you will begin your journey through life with slightly less money. However, you will be able to fix your own wagon tongues, and will gain membership into a local carpenter's union. Plus, you'll be warm and cozy. Plus, Jesus was a carpenter! That's pretty rad.

If you choose to be a banker from Boston with a t-shirt, you'll start with more money, but your "score" at the end of life will not be as high, because you wore a t-shirt to your banking job. Seriously, what were you thinking? Times have changed, but banking is banking and you've got to look respectable.

Of course, you could always choose to be a farmer from Illinois and not wear a shirt at all, but would immediately lose at life. Not only is small-scale agriculture a near impossibility in the era of agribusiness, but you're putting yourself at serious risk of skin cancer going shirtless in the fields all day. Tsk tsk.

Wear this shirt: until it hangs loosely over your dysentery-ravaged body.

Don't wear this shirt: as you wade into Soda Springs. It's gauche. 

This shirt tells the world: "Remember how funny gruesome death seemed in 5th grade?"

We call this color: You shot a black bear! And four rabbits! And a squirrel! And two deer! And…you're a cold-blooded monster!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 12.885s
First Sucker:
Derk
Last Wooter to Woot:
broman4097

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Raising Awareness by kevlar51
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.