Back to Amazon.com
Free Express shipping for Prime members. Learn more
X

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

Raisins Ruin Everything

by bootsboots

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 28 - Mar 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 27
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Nice try, Sun-Maid. I ain’t buyin’.

3rd place in Derby #201: Double-Take Derby 13, with 621 votes!

Don’t buy the hype, America! Big Grape would have you believe that raisins are healthy snack alternatives with fiber and nutrients. They want you to think they’re better than candy bars or chocolate. No way! I’ll never eat one, and I won’t let anyone I care about eat one, either.

Do you know where raisins come from? There’s no such thing as a raisin tree. They don’t grow on vines. They’re GRAPES. They’re old, dried out grapes. These monsters put grapes out in the sun and wait for them to dry out and shrivel up and wither. They think that makes them BETTER. You know what we call that where I come from? They call that ROTTING.

Seriously. Try selling people some chicken that you just let sit out in the sun for a couple days. See who gets excited about that. WAKE UP SHEEPLE, THEY’RE FEEDING YOU ROTTEN FRUIT!

Wear this shirt: In a size too small as you cram another fistful of Oreos down your gullet.

Don’t wear this shirt: While eating a Chunky.

This shirt tells the world: It’s pretty clear, right? I mean, we don’t really have to make anything up here. Raisins suck.

We call this color: Raisiny Royal Blue

Back to top

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 9.000s
First Sucker:
trevorstearns
Last Wooter to Woot:
yenat

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

9%
4%
2%
2%
1%
1%
2%
4%
5%
5%
6%
5%
5%
10%
5%
4%
3%
3%
3%
4%
4%
5%
4%
4%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

6%
10%
4%
5%
4%
3%
67%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. Hogwarts Waitlist
    $1500
  2. University of Phoenix Online Waitlist
    $1500
  3. Harvard Waitlist
    $1500
  4. In the Woods
    $1500$3000
Raisins Ruin Everything by bootsboots
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.