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Read A Book

by Shigwarm

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 24 - Feb 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 23
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Tonight: a special report on literacy in America.

Only on our giant 24-hour-news station conglomerate.

Thank you to Greg Holt, our intrepid reporter who first flew to Mexico, then Argentina, then boarded an enormous steam ship to travel to Antarctica and report on the receding ice shelf due to climate change. Brilliant story, Greg.

And now, a new study shows more people are watching television than ever, while fewer and fewer are taking the time to even open a book. Scientists at the University of Colorado have released a study detailing a distinct drop in the measurable attention span of humans exposed to flashing images, bright sounds, and alarmist propaganda typically found on news stations. Supporters of the study have called for the development of a Pro-Book Committee to develop instructional videos, related online games, and pop-up ads to encourage reading.

Coming up next, Ricardo Alvarez details all the junk food you should throw out and gives healthier options you’ll have no problem affording, provided you earn a similar six figure income.

Wear this shirt: To the library. They’ll think you’re so cool they’ll probably let you rent a book for free!

Don’t wear this shirt: On television. The camera adds 15 pounds. Wear black.

This shirt tells the world: “I will not allow my disdain for the decline of Western Civilization to interfere with my enjoyment of irony.”

We call this color: Asphalt on Your Senses

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
Firehazard2419
Last Wooter to Woot:
Danjoah

Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Read A Book by Shigwarm
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