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Re-Rock, Re-Paper, Re-Scissors

by Lim Heng Swee aka ilovedoodle

Standard
Tee
Asphalt
Limit 15 per customer

Okay, ready? One, Two, THREE!

#27
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

Ha! Global Warming beats Glacier, dude! Better luck next time!

Best two out of three? Sure! One, two, THREE!

Ohh. Nice one, dude. Toxic Run-off totally beats my Fresh Drinking Water. Dang. Okay, one more, one more. All set? One, Two, THREE!

Hmm. This one’s a toughie. Does Acceptance Of Facts About Our Changing Environment beat Selfish Delusion Based On Corporate Greed, or is it the other way around? Either way, I think I’m gonna need some help getting my hand back to normal.

Wear this shirt: when you’re talkin’ trash.

Don’t wear this shirt: if the neighbor across the street was arrested the other day for keeping human hands in his recycling bins.

This shirt asks the world: “Which bin do you want me to throw this bird in?”

We call this color: How Do You Make Asphalt With Your Hand?

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Features

 

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 10” x 7.06”
WXL - K4: 7.5” x 5.29”

Pantone Colors: White - Cool Gray 9C - 349C - 1788C - 285C - Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Specs

Asphalt Woot Tee

Specs

Asphalt Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 39.000s
First Sucker:
scooterb21
Last Wooter to Woot:
kkritselis

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Re-Rock, Re-Paper, Re-Scissors by Lim Heng Swee aka ilovedoodle
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$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.