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Release the Cuddlin’

by DoOomcat

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 28 - Jun 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 27
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All hands on deck! Leviathan spotted off the port bow!

“Finally, we meet this dreaded bea- Wait. That’s it? It’s kind of cute.”

Mr. Hemley! Have the men ready their harpoons! And go twice at them on the rigging; I’ve seen this monster snap lines thicker’n your arm.

“Aye cap’n! DOUBLE THE RIGGING, BOYS! WE’RE BRINGING HOME A BEAST!”

“HUZZAH!”

You’ll need to hit the base of its bulk if your spears are to hit true, Mr. Hemley. The tentacles writhe too quickly to subdue and the head is mostly a gas-filled sac for buoyancy. Get to the meat of the monster!

“Aye, cap’n. Uh, cap’n? A word, if I may?”

What is it, Mr. Hemley? Time is of the utmost importance!

“Well, sir, it’s the men-”

Spit it out, Mr. Hemley!

“The men aren’t sure why we’re killing such an adorable creature of the sea, cap’n. They say it may bring misfortune upon the boat. Perhaps you could inspire them with your story of the horrors you’ve witnessed this monster render?”

There’s no time for that now! We’ve nearly closed in on the leviathan!

“LOOK OUT, IT’S TURNING TO FACE US!”

“IT’S…IS IT SMILING?”

“Sir, the men are having some doubts. Perhaps just a brief synopsis of the terrible atrocities rendered by this unassuming, but certainly brutal and dangerous if you say so, sea beast?”

Fine, you lily-livered curs! I’ll tell you the tale, if you must know!

“Give us a reason and we’ll bury our harpoons clean and true in its cursed flesh, cap’n!”

It’s for perfumes and cosmetics! The oil in that hellbeast’s skin will help ladies’ skin stay smooth and wrinkle-free for weeks! We’ve got a contract to fulfill, now get to harpoonin’!

Wear this shirt: While playing in the bath tub.

Don’t wear this shirt: On a deep sea voyage. You’re going to get sea sick and throw up all over it.

This shirt tells the world: “You know those ‘release the kraken’ comics that took over the internet for like 30 seconds? I collect them all.”

We call this color: Navy have ye seen such a darling beast.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 18.000s
First Sucker:
Narfcake
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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