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Revenge of the Damsels

by Anna-Maria Jung and Rebekie Bennington

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 24 - Nov 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Heroine Girls

Always remember, ladies: Happily Ever After begins with you.

Let’s face it, being the fairest in the land only seems to invite every bad apple in the kingdom to try a little funny business. Sometimes, it seems like every road to Grandmother’s house leads danger and darkness. We’re so worried what to wear to the royal ball or what brand of porridge might impress others, that we never take the time to be “just right” with ourselves.

At Magic Maggie’s School For The Feminine And Fictional, we wholeheartedly believe that no woman’s safety should ever depend on whether or not she’s kissed a frog. A woman should never have to lock her self-worth away in a tower of co-dependence as she waits for some prince to unlock her potential. Instead, we teach our ladies to be their own heroes by giving them the skills they’ll need to face any cunning creature or horrible witch that comes their way. Things like:

  • Forest Navigation
  • Self-Defense and Weapon Use
  • Basic Wolf Identification
  • Breaking And Entering 101
  • When To Sing And When To Fight (And When To Sing About Fighting)
  • Being Better Off Without The Beast
  • Poison Fruit And You
  • Glass Slipper, Makeshift Shiv

In just the first few weeks you’re here, you’ll go from being an Ugly Duckling of Doubt to a Swan Of Self-Sufficiency. Even your magic mirror won’t recognize the new more confident you! Ask the Old Woman Who Lives In A Shoe about tuition and enrollment today!

Wear this shirt: while reading a self-help book.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re sure your prince will be here any minute.

This shirt tells the world: “You keep your Hans Christian Andersen to yourself, buddy.”

We call this color: Black Shirt, Black Shirt, On The Floor, Are You Clean Enough To Wear Some More?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 58.000s
First Sucker:
thesillybanana
Last Wooter to Woot:
gregparavis

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Revenge of the Damsels by Anna-Maria Jung and Rebekie Bennington
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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