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ROK-101

by Jason Bergsieker

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 01 - Oct 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Down With The Suck, Up With The Good

OK, that’s lesson number one. Lesson number two: how to read a Musicians Wanted ad.

Here’s what it says: National act seeks experienced guitarist to complete power trio. Must have look, chops, drive, determination. Vocals, songwriting a plus. Live shows booked. Recording possible in near future. No druggies, poseurs, kids, or headcases.

Here’s what it means: Two old guys who once played a show in Kansas City need another old guy. Must have long hair (no matter how balding), an amp that costs more than we could afford, and no girlfriend, wife, job, kids, school, or other commitments in life. Hope you can sing and write songs, because we sure as hell can’t. The drummer’s brother-in-law said we can probably play at the next Fish Fry at his church if we promise to say a little something about Jesus. Bassist owns two microphones (one working) and a cracked copy of GarageBand. Nobody cooler, better-looking, more exciting, or more interesting than us need apply.

Wear this shirt: if you’re in a promising local band.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re in an unpromising local band.

This shirt tells the world: “Anybody seen the cord for my Talent pedal?”

We call this color: It’s Like, How Much More Black Could This Be?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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ROK-101 by Jason Bergsieker
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.