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Roots Rock

by Jack Malster (aka Slow Decay)

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 25 - Feb 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 24
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While My Willow Gently Weeps

If a tree falls in Guitar Forest, find out whether Townshend has an alibi

Blind Tangelo Feldstein, the old master of traditional finger-picking country blues, is walking through Guitar Forest with Sven BjagVarr, the prodigy of the metal shredding scene. The kid, having exclusively played solid-body electric instruments all his life, looks upon the trees in Guitar Forest with wonder.

“Blind Tangelo,” he asks, “what are those holes in the tree trunks?”

“Why, son,” Blind Tangelo replies, “those are knotholes.”

“Oh,” Sven says. “I would have guessed they were openings to a resonant cavity to help radiate the sound of the strings’ vibration.”

And then Blind Tangelo smacked Sven in the face.

Wear this shirt: to your weekly open jam session.

Don’t wear this shirt: to your weeping open sores session.

This shirt tells the world: “If, on the other hand, you do want my peaches…”

We call this color: I Got Them Acoustic Baby Blues.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Roots Rock by Jack Malster (aka Slow Decay)
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.