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Russian Nesting Doll

by orabbit

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 25 - Aug 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

I'll be your sweet little matryoshka.

3rd place in Derby #271: Shirt as Costume Redux, Guest Editor agingdragqueen's pick!

Hey, what's up? Sweet party, right? I totally know the guy who rents this place. So what's your name? Lacy? Cool, great to meet you Lacy! My name's Gabe. So what's your costume supposed to be? Sexy Librarian?

Oh. Sexy Michelle Obama? No? Just regular? Okay. Cool.

Me? Sexy Russian Nesting Doll. 'Cause I can get all up inside you! Get it? Ha ha ha!

What? Oh, yeah, I guess in this instance you would get inside me, because I'm bigger. But that…that's not really the metaphor I'm looking to convey. It sounds kind of, I don't know, gross when you say it that way.

I much prefer the sexually aggressive metaphor when I'm in the driver's seat, so to speak.

Wear this shirt: To your babushka's house.

Don't wear this shirt: Around the Ukraine. They're still pretty hacked off at all things Russian.

This shirt tells the world: "I enjoy explaining things to strangers a lot."

We call this color: The Red Menace

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 12.773s
First Sucker:
enidcoleslawforever
Last Wooter to Woot:
toffeesnob

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 83% second woot
  • 17% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 83% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 10% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Russian Nesting Doll by orabbit
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.