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Sakura Sauce

by kdeuce

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 27 - Aug 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 26
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Love You, Mom! Now Here’s A Shirt With Death Overtones.

3rd place in Derby #145: Spring, with 801 votes!

It’s funny how things work out sometimes. Take today’s shirt, for example. This shirt, baring the image of a Japanese cherry blossom tree that has long been a symbol of mortality, is being sold on Mother’s Day, a time when we normally celebrate birth and nurturing. How crazy is that? It’s like we’ve completed some kind of grand circle with your Derby votes.

And, in a way, it works out perfectly. By recognizing the short span of time we have here on the Mortal Coil, we can then take the time to tell the mothers in our lives just how important and loved they are before our time is up.

Wow. Just wow. When you stop and think about how fate has brought this shirt and Mother’s Day together, it really makes you marvel at the universe, doesn’t it?

Or you can add it to your wardrobe and wear it to the next Emo concert. Whatevs.

Wear this shirt: while pondering the fleeting nature of life.

Don’t wear this shirt: on Mother’s Day. Sure, you can BUY it today, but Mom might think it’s a bit of a downer.

This shirt tells the world: “When there is no room left in Hell’s Greenhouse, the dead trees shall grow from the Earth.”

We call this color: Asphalt Blossom

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 42.000s
First Sucker:
shadowfox99
Last Wooter to Woot:
broccula

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Sakura Sauce by kdeuce
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.