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SArCaSm

by jupilberry

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 25 - Sep 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

JUST GREAT.

1st place in Derby #474: Bad habits with 100 votes!

Boy, we REALLY like this shirt.

No, seriously. SERIOUSLY. We REALLY LIKE this shirt.

Why are you QUESTIONING our SINCERITY? We TOTALLY ADMIRE this shirt.

Oh we should make JOKES about the shirt’s HILARIOUS subject matter? That would be our PLEASURE. We’re THRILLED. Thanks for that OPPORTUNITY. Oh, you’re EXCITED to read this writeup? What a NICE thing to say. You’re being AWFULLY GENEROUS. We bet there’s no BASIS or PRETENSE for that. Next you’ll PROBABLY tell us you LIKE our hair. Oh, you DO? Well, we just DYED it yesterday, so the ROOTS are a little BRIGHT, but we ANTICIPATE that will wash out. Oh you CAN’T tell? That’s YOUR opinion? SUPER.

seriously tho it’s a good shirt.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 17.001s
First Sucker:
edgarflores
Last Wooter to Woot:
patangay

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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SArCaSm by jupilberry
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.