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Seal Of Reproval

by David Olenick

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 18 - Jul 19
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Signed and Sealed

They really are turds sometimes.

ATTENTION: if you'd like the uncensored, NSFW version of this shirt, you can buy it here!

Some things you probably didn't know about orcas:

  • They never use their blinkers. And it's not just like they forget; they think about it and then say, "Nah!" before swinging their SUVs into the passing lane like they own the friggin' road.
  • Orcas eat bees. Not for sustenance. Just because they want to rid the world of bees.
  • They always answer their cellphones in movie theaters and then tell YOU to shush if you try to keep it down.
  • They never cut those little plastic ring things that hold-together six-packs, and when they throw them away, they say to each other, "Time to go fishin' for some ducklings." And then they laugh maniacally and high-five.
  • When asked about improving arts education funding, a representative for orcas replied, "I'd like to express my answer in the form of a fart." Then he farted, like seriously farted.

That's all we've got. Do you have some orca facts you'd like to share? Go ahead and post them in the comments! 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 50.111s
First Sucker:
cverdeman
Last Wooter to Woot:
julestar4

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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