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Seed of Evil

by Nicolas Lypowy

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 24 - Jun 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 22
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With Will Smith As “The Woodpecker”

You hear people say they’re “turning over a new leaf”. But where did they get that old leaf in the first place? There’s only one place leaves come from, you know. And it doesn’t stop there.

Evil books. Evil toothpicks. Even evil maple syrup. Our whole planet relies on trees. Maybe most of them have our best interest at heart, but certainly not all of them. They’ve even brainwashed some of our most attractive men and women. Those poor souls could have been scientists or pro athletes or gas station attendants but instead? Now they just want to lie in a forest and hug our evil inner-ringed manipulators.

Maybe we could have put a stop to it when we were just protoplasm but now, well, we’ve just given them too much time to take control. They’ve enslaved us, you see. Addicted us to that drug they call “oxygen”. When they go, we go. Fiendishly clever. But they won’t take me. When I exhale my last breath, I’ll be underwater. And all my decaying nitrogen will fertilize the seaweed. Take that, you shade-bringers!

This shirt was designed by: Nicolas Lypowy, who is one half of The Mustache Press. And as we know, all people with mustaches are evil. Especially the Pringles guy. Did you know his name was Julius? And he probably owned a tree.

Wear this shirt: when you go see the blockbuster smash hit “The Happening”!

Don’t Go See “The Happening”. Seriously. Just let the man’s career dissolve quietly.

This shirt tells the world: “I Think That I Will Never See/Oh God, Please, Someone, Come Help Me!”

We call this color: Triffid White

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 9.000s
First Sucker:
souplizard
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 50% one year old
  • 30% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Seed of Evil by Nicolas Lypowy
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