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Serenity

by Patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 6 - Dec 8
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 3 - Dec 5
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 11 - Dec 14
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embrace the dread!

3rd place in Derby #478: Fig: 1 with 96 votes!

Hello and welcome to your daily guided meditation. Sit back, close your eyes, and breathe deeply. Imagine all your cares drifting away. Surrender your woes. Visualize your worries as they slowly take the form of an angry dragon. Concentrate your energy in the fiery eye of the angry dragon. Imagine your horror as the dragon hungrily appraises your vulnerable pink body. Breathe deeply and reflect on the knee-buckling dread that sweeps over your entire being as the dragon lumbers slowly towards you. Let the terror of your inevitable fate wash through you from head to toe. Allow a final exhalation to escape your quivering lips as the dragon’s gaping maw closes around you. Now, return to your physical body. Revel in the comforting knowledge that whatever’s going on in your life, it isn’t nearly as bad as being devoured by an angry dragon.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
645d 14h 17m 48.114s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 84% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Serenity by Patrickspens
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.