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Shades of Winter

by twoeightnine

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 13 - Jul 14
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 10
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A Tree Grows In The Vicinity Of Your Left Kidney

Third Place in Derby #21, with 426 votes!

Time, time, time, see what’s become of you. Naked and barren against an austere winterscape, this dormant tree is the kind of thing that makes us wish our thesaurus had more synonyms for “stark”, and our cabinets had more vodka. It’s lovely, of course. If it were any lovelier, we’d cry.

This shirt was designed by: loyal Shirt.Woot acolyte twoeightnine, pausing occasionally to stare with deep feeling at the frigid, uncaring world outside the window.

Wear this shirt: untucked. Otherwise, you might as well just buy a pack of Fruit of the Looms.

Don’t wear this shirt: while reading Celine and listening to Joy Division, lest you succumb to a lethal cocktail of despair.

This shirt tells the world: “You can’t spell ‘Seasonal Affective Disorder’ without ‘sad’.”

We call this color: I’m Dreaming Of A White Christmas Followed By The Blessed Release Of Death.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 8.000s
First Sucker:
berwick7
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 45% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Shades of Winter by twoeightnine
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.