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Shear Bad Luck

by Steven Lefcourt

$19.00 + free shipping
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Hedge Fun

He’s two halves the man he used to be

The gardener was almost done, his work was nearly through
“Just one shrub left to trim,” he said, “but wow, it’s big as two!
What shape do you suppose I ought to trim this bush into?”

He asked the trusty clippers which were hanging from his hip
The clippers, answering as they always did, said simply: SNIP

“Aha, I’ve got a clever plan!” the garden-tender said
And started in to execute the notion in his head
“Clip, clippers, clip! And soon you can retire to the shed.”

The sun was hot; the gardener’s sweaty brow began to drip
The clippers didn’t tire at all; they just went SNIP, SNIP, SNIP

“It’s funny,” said the man, as his creation took its shape
“I don’t recall I’ve seen this plant before in my landscape.
“Has it always been here? How’d it my noticing escape?”

The shears, with which the gardener had always been equipped
Gave no sign that they heard him as they SNIPPED and SNIPPED and SNIPPED

In not too long, the clipping and the pruning was complete
The gardener stepped back to have look, feeling quite beat
And said “see, clippers? My tribute to you! Isn’t it neat?”

A rustling from the shrub! He dropped his clippers from his grip
He couldn’t breathe to scream—so all he heard was one last: SNIP

Wear this shirt: out working in the yard. If you don’t have a yard, we’ll let you wear it to work in ours.

Don’t wear this shirt: to deliver your local weather accu-cast; it messes with the greenscreen, and makes you look like a torsoless collection of floating limbs.

This shirt tells the world: “Some days you get the topiary. Some days the topiary gets you.”

We call this color: Your Ass Is Grass

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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  • 7% one month old
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  • 41% > one year old

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  • 3% bought 2
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Shear Bad Luck by Steven Lefcourt
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