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Shell Competition

by kpetrasko

$19.00 + free shipping
Olive
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 25 - Jun 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Hermiticly Sealed

3rd place in Derby #37 (Greed), with 725 votes!

 

Once you reach the top of this game, you run into some real crazy types. Like that toad who spends all his money on race cars. Or that dalmatian who got his spots turned into dollar signs so he’d look pretty. Crazy, crazy stuff. And then there’s this duck I play golf with, he keeps his assets liquid enough to swim in. Hey, it’s their money, right? But I’m the kind of crab who likes to keep things simple. My only vice is real estate.

I learned this business from my dad. His motto was “never own anything you can’t carry”. I tell myself that every day, and it’s why I’ve been in the business long enough to have seen ‘em all come and go. I got no compassion any more. You can’t let yourself think “Oh, no, Charlie’s getting picked up by a seagull!” Charlie ain’t gonna need that shell in Escargot Heaven, you know? If you don’t grab it, some new kid will. That’s just the name of the game in the animal world, my friend. Look out for number one. Some people say that makes me shellfish. I say hey, it’s just business.

This shirt was designed by: kpetrasko, who knows that, despite our little joke up there, Escargot is not made from hermit crabs. It’s made from spinach and pickles.

Wear this shirt: for a about a year or so, until you grow, and are forced to leave the shirt for a newer, larger shirt. Just like in the wild.

Don’t wear this shirt: hunting. It’s just common sense.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m feeling crabby today.”

We call this color: If Olive Your Money Is Tied Up In Houses You Should Consider Meeting With Your Banker To Diversify For Better Long Term Investment Strategies

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 6.000s
First Sucker:
flyinghelmets
Last Wooter to Woot:
riotingnerd

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 49% one year old
  • 31% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Shell Competition by kpetrasko
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