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Sleep Patterns

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 24 - Aug 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The Birds

2nd place in Derby #333: Personality Types with 187 votes!

Birds are all around us! They are everywhere! They are in the sky and on the ground! Take a wooden table and cut it in half and what do you find? Many, many tiny microscopic birds! Birds that look like wood dust! 

There are birds under the couch, birds in the medicine cabinet, birds under our clothes! Ice is just frozen water, which is itself a compound made up of three elemental birds!

The words we say to each other, birds! The tears we cry, birds! The farts we fart, birds!

Many scientists believe our whole planet is one giant bird flying through the solar system! Others believe that it is millions of normal sized birds flocking together! Others still believe that the whole universe is actually inside a colossal bird, a theory that many dispute on the basis of smell, because if we were really inside a bird, wouldn't it smell kinda gross?

At any rate, one thing is clear: there are birds! 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 37.999s
First Sucker:
theazman
Last Wooter to Woot:
bailey3kristen

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Sleep Patterns by patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.