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Snake Eyes

by vincentrogel

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 23 - Dec 25
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Hail to the King, baby

There’s a reason they named a malt liquor after the thing.

It’s true. First impressions are mucho importanto. And when you’re a stranger walking into a roadhouse packed with ne’er-do-wells and skullduggerists, you’re gonna need to make it known real quick that you are not the type be trifled with. So when the biggest, nastiest motorcycle enthusiast you have ever seen steps up to you with piece of chain in his hand and asks you just what you think you’re doing in there, you’re going to have to look him dead in the eye, point to the cabinet in the corner, and proclaim, “I wanna challenge you to a game of Ms. Pac-Man.”

This is going to catch him off guard. “I… I don’t have any quarters.”

Smirk a little, then say, “Don’t worry, Nancy. I’ve got you covered.” This is your chance. Unzip that hoodie of yours and reveal this shirt. Listen for the audible gasp. The entire bar will be hypnotized in fear as they stare in wide-eyed horror at the cobra on the front. Act like you don’t notice. Reach into your pocket then and let a few coins spill to the ground. Don’t pick them up. Grab his hand and shove the quarters into his hand. “Now, let’s gobble some pills. You first.”

The entire roadhouse will gather around the game as the biker slips a coin into the slot. “You know, I haven’t played this in a while,” he’ll explain sheepishly.

“Excuses don’t chomp ghosts, Mildred. Now, PLAY.”

All eyes will be on Big & Beefy as he attempts to clear the first board. With as much indifference as you can muster, declare that you are going to get a drink. Slip out of the crowd and stride right the heck out of that bar, mister, and step on the freakin’ gas before they know you’re gone. You may be out some quarters, but at least you still have your face.

Wear this shirt: to the COBRA Recruitment Center.

Don’t wear this shirt: to Dr. Jones’ archaeology class. He is known to have a phobia.

This shirt tells the world: “Three Wolves? Wooter, please.”

We call this color: Slithering Black

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Snake Eyes by vincentrogel
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.