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by Aaron Hogg

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer


It isn’t the annoyance. It isn’t the way they post “v1agra c1llas d0nk3y sexxx” on every unsecured wiki, blog or message board. It isn’t even the thought that some people make a living at this while we struggle at our desks. It’s the indisputable fact that there are people out there who give their credit card number to strangers who bombard them with requests that aren’t even well written.

Sure, we want your money as much as the next guy, but we don’t run in your living room and jump up and down on the cat. We jump up and down here, and if you don’t show up, well, we’re saddened, but we accept it is your right. So why are some bozos rewarding people who are the electronic equivalent of a screaming two year old?

Let’s not hunt down spammers and their servers. Let’s go find the people who actually pay them money and slap them until they promise not to do it again. Also if you agree please send this to everyone in your address book.

This shirt was designed by: New Zealand artist Aaron Hogg, Director/Designer for Ministry of Aesthetics. We hope he survives the no confidence vote. Also, the first image on his site is featured in the December 2008 issue of Computer Arts!

Wear this shirt: when you go to meet that guy who knows your uncle who left you all that money. Funny, you’d think an uncle that devoted to his family might have called once or twice over the years. Maybe he was too busy in his money bin.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re not prepared to hand over the two for one triple x lolcats. People are going to ask and you should be prepared to make good on your promises.

This shirt tells the world: “I Hope To God They Spelled Guaranteed Correctly Or I’m Gonna Look Like An Idiot When I Wear This”

We call this color: Please Her Twice With Our 100% Natural Herbal Growth Creme

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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