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Splorch

by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 3 - Dec 5
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 30 - Dec 2
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 8 - Dec 10
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Sausage Party

Oh, we wish that you were all hot dogs with mustard
That is what we’d like you all to be
But since you can’t all be hot dogs with mustard
The least that you can do is buy this tee

Yes, we wish that you were all hot dogs with mustard
Plump and juicy, steaming hot and fresh
‘Cause if you all were hot weenies with mustard
It wouldn’t be a crime to eat your flesh

Wear this shirt: a picnickin’ in the park.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the inaugural meeting of your school’s Vegetarian Club. No one’s going to believe these are soy dogs.

This shirt tells the world: “Put some mustard on it!”

We call this color: Grass-Fed

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 45% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Splorch by Shirt.Woot
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.