Счастливый Пятидесятый День рождения!

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Color Red

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Is fifty years since glorious Sputnik triumph establish incontestable Soviet supremacy in all things technical! Forces of people's revolution encircle final capitalist bastion of Earth! Satellite's mighty "beep" herald universe free of exploitation, corruption, and Access Hollywood! Only matter of time until imperialists collapse under force of intergalactic socialism! Outer space biggest domino of all!

This shirt was designed by: loyal Stakhanovite designer laboring at Woot Design Works #37, Louisgorskograd! We award him or her People's Medal of Creative Heroism, if we remember his or her name!

Wear this shirt: to celebrate five decades since Soviet conquest of universe!

Don't wear this shirt: if you are Western corporate imperialist parasite! Shirt for the people only! And the people's commissars!

This shirt tells the world: "Yesterday, the universe! Today, the history books!"

We call this color: The Sky Is Red.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!