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Square Dance

by Jeff Alexander a.k.a. alexj182

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 24 - Oct 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

It’s Hip

Big Barn Dance in Squaresville Tonight

Welllll
Grab your partner, dosado
Turn her ‘round and tally-ho
Bow to your neighbor, kick him in the knees
And rotate ‘zactly ninety degrees

Sharp right angles, outsides trade
Quadrilaterally promenade
Acey deucey, deucey three
Arrange yourselves perpendicularly

Belles to the inside, curtsy to your gent
And measure the angle at which he’s bent
A perfect right angle, to be precise
That’s forty-five degrees, folks, twice

Wear this shirt: if you’re an angle-y young man.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re Ang Lee as a young man.

This shirt tells the world: “Any dance is a square dance when I attend.”

We call this color: Cross Your Neighbor, Then Sashay, Bring It On Back For Heather Gray

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 25.000s
First Sucker:
exstatica
Last Wooter to Woot:
grandpabob60

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Square Dance by Jeff Alexander a.k.a. alexj182
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.