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Star Powered

by rasabi

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As a devourer of worlds, I can be pretty picky.

1st place in Derby #254: Trompe-l'œil, with 635 votes!

Some people are like, "Have you tried that new world restaurant? They've got a world with avocado and cream cheese -- deep fried, and it'll really rock your world." Maybe I'm old-fashioned (I was created from the sentience of the previous universe, after all), but I guess I'm a purist. I like worlds sashimi-style: No frills.

So I'm a little torn with this new place where you eat worlds off of a naked solar system. I mean, on one hand the worlds are really top-notch: Fresh, M-class, everything. But I feel sort of bad for the solar system I'm eating it off of, y'know?

I would just prepare my own worlds to eat, but I'm a total klutz in the kitchen. I may wield the Power Cosmic, and I may be capable of transmuting matter and time into anything I wish. But when it comes to preparing a nice platter of worlds, I'm hopeless.

My buddy Mario is more into consuming whole stars rather than planets. But that dude's insane. Last time I ate a star I was at the head for eons. No, really, it was eons.

Wear this shirt: under your powered armor to prevent chafing.

Don't wear this shirt: in a cave.

This shirt tells the world: "It's-a-me, copyright infringement!"

We call this color: Black Stealth Armor MKI

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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