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Stay Sharp!

by Dan Zettwoch

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 25 - Jul 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Did Anyone Ever Use The Smallest Hole?

Back in the day, no one ever got Carpal Tunnel.

And why was that? Because there were plenty of reasons it might have popped up. Learning cursive, mandatory push-ups, that freaky semester of square dancing… did anyone else have that? Those wrists got a great workout! Why weren’t the children of yesteryear crawing to their vintage gaming systems in agony?

It was the simple pencil sharpener that laid the strong foundation for the mighty wrists that America used to be known for. An amazingly complex invention that would have confused even the scholars of Verona, the pencil sharpener was at once an agent of entropy and a guardian of creation. What does the computer have that can compare with that? Notepad?

Don’t make us laugh.

Wear this shirt: when you’re working on the three r’s: Readin’, Ritin’ and Ratchety crankin’.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you think that’s a freaky kind of missile launcher. Pick up a history book, Count Zero. It wasn’t that long ago.

This shirt tells the world: “Every girl’s crazy ‘bout… oh, I was going to say chocolate.”

We call this color: Unleaded Asphalt

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 10.000s
First Sucker:
rollopodio
Last Wooter to Woot:
happyapple

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Stay Sharp! by Dan Zettwoch
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.