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Steam Heart

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 14 - Dec 15
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 12
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Because Even Punks Need Hearts

2nd place in Derby #132: Heart, with 845 votes!

OK, Mr. Tinman, let’s open you up and take a look. Aw yeah, what you got here is, you got the auxiliary intake valve clogged with all kindsa gunk here. That’s probably why you’ve been so short of breath lately. Dizzy spells, you said? Yeah, that’d explain it. If that was the main intake, you’d be scrap metal by now.

But don’t worry, you’ll be feeling emotions again in no time. Just lemme… all right… there you go, you should be all set. You know, you’re lucky to have good friends telling you to come get this checked out. Most of the sparrows I know can’t even talk.

Wear this shirt: to show the surgeons where to put the transplant.

Don’t wear this shirt: with your iron top hat, your diesel armor bodice, your welder’s goggles, and your WWI British infantryman’s boots. T-shirts aren’t period enough.

This shirt tells the world: “Good night, Barney Clark, wherever you are.”

We call this color: Heart A-black.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 7.000s
First Sucker:
cyberpilate
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Steam Heart by patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.